Love Jokes Humorous Quotes  ●  Funny Pictures  ●  Humorous Advices   Success in Love Successful Marriage Illustrated Quotes Opposites Do Attract   Even an idiot becomes smarter when he falls in love.   When you are courting a girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein   When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.   Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.   My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she's reading. >>>   Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.     Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."  >>> ~ Woody Allen   Tweet